So I haven’t written in awhile. Why, not sure. Just not feeling motivated lately. Kinda bummed. Today I had a flash of inspiration with my washing machine. I haven’t blogged about it yet so I figured that I should.
This is the control panel on this beast. It’s got 4 buttons: One on, start/hold, and two program. It’s a hell of a machine. In fact I am pretty sure that it’s the first prototype of the first washing machine to hit mainland China. I should be so gracious.
Look at it. Man, it’s like a Ferrari sitting still, ready to take on scorpage of epic hotpot proportions. I had to jimmy the hose with a piece of tape so it wouldn’t drain all over the floor. I also had to ram the drain hose down the hole thing and rig it with a liter of water. Ironic, maybe. But this bad boy spins, shimmies, drains, it’s got it all.
So next time you ram your clothes into a washer in America just remember me, I can only fit two pairs of jeans in mine.. and have to wait days for them to dry.